Finish it game

[partisan]

looking forward to doing it in the buff

I am really tired but I still

[Lalo]

... had enough energy for the local rugby team!

When I walked into the furniture store...

[Spades]

I was surprised they didn't have sex swings.

Everyday in the shower...

[partisan]

I curse my tiny penis

I had an x ray and they found

[Lalo]

... an antique spoon, 38 cock rings, and the hubcap from a 57 Chevy, all in my stomach.

The other day I walked in on Monk and...

[partisan]

Bowyen Aerrow in a situation that I will not be able to forget as long as I am alive

I cant bring myself to go outside because ....

[Lalo]

...people make fun of me for my choice in clothing.



The other day, I saw Miles at the local gas station...

[partisan]

Making love to a gas pump

I went into the hardware store to

[Spades]

to buy cable ties and rope for my weekend.

My best friend phoned and...

[Rainbowmum]

wanted to borrow your lube.

I have to make plans for....