Flirting And Chat Up Lines?

[jamesteen]

best and worst.

you must be tired because you have been running though my mind all day.

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[ashleo78]

Is this best and worst used BY ourselves on ON us by others ?

[andy]

These are some of the worst ones I've heard... (from an old post I did on the old site a few years ago)

Your boxer shorts must be a mirror, 'cos I can see myself in them later...

Your eyes are like spanner, when I look at them My Nuts Tighten!

I seemed to of lost my number, any chance i could have yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? or do you think i should walk past again?

I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.

If I could arrange the alphabet I'll put U and I together.

Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME

Are your legs hurting cos you've been running threw my mind all night long.

Hi I was just curious cuz I saw you noticing me so I'm just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!

Is their an airport around here? because my heart is taking off.

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neither but it breaks the ice.

GRAB YOUR COAT, YOU HAVE PULLED

If you were a lolly I would be licking you all night!

I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!

If you were a bogie I would pick you first.

You'll do!

...and I promise I haven't tried any of them!

[spotysocks]

hahaha those were funny !

My chat up line is : Hi! how are you ?

Yeah i know but ....seem to work though.

[jamesteen]

LOL mile: ace!!

[Shadow]

Fair play :-

Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? NO! Answer Me Neither but it breaks the ice.

GRAB YOUR COAT, YOU HAVE PULLED

THOSE were amazing :biggrin:.

I don't use chat-up lines (I'm going with Spotysocks on this one) - however I did want to recount a genuine attempt at a chat-up line used by a lad who was in my year at secondary school on a girl.

We used to call him "Slippy" because he was such a slimy bastard ... anyhow, this is how it went.

First, the setting.

You're a girl ... in Paris - romantic capital of Europe practically. You're standing with a drink at a location which has a great view of the Eiffel Tower.

All of a sudden this lad slides up (literally, I might add) beside you, spots you looking at the Eiffel Tower, and whispers in your ear "Magnificient, isn't it ?"

"Mais oui" you reply, turning to face him.

He looks at you, leers and says "would you like to see another mighty erection ?"

Needless to say she slapped him in the face and walked off.

WHAT A LOSER !!!!!!

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[Dan1089]

Guy : Hey,you wanna dance? Girl : Not in this lifetime. Guy : C'mon!Lower your standards,I just did.

[Shadow]

HARSH dude !!

But funny !!!!!

My best mate's younger brother used this line on a girl that was annoying him called Amber ?

She kept coming up to him and asking him to dance and flirting with him, and he really wasn't interested, so he turned around to her and said "Amber, why don't you turn green and F*CK OFF" (referring, of course, to the colour of the traffic lights over here), which I thought was quite good really !!

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!

[Dan1089]

Now that's harsh!LOL @ the traffic lights explanation!Isn't it the same EVERYWHERE?*giggles*

[Shadow]

Y'know, I thought that ?? But then I thought "better safe than sorry", as I think in some places traffic lights skip a colour ... or maybe that's here ... ours go green > amber > red > green, whereas I think in England they go green > amber > red > amber > green ...

So many pwetty colours :biggrin:.

!?!?! Shadow !?!?!