Another way to masturbate

[partisan]

Apparently your other hand,the one you dont use, can feel more like another persons hand. ...

[homohooter]

banana peal. You could warm it up

[Counselor]

banana peal. You could warm it up

Dr. Andy Botwin to the rescue!

[AppleGeek]

Most people jerk off um and down the SHAFT. that boring. want a lot of pleasure. Jerk off the upper shaft and the head and twist your palm when jerking off

[Geminize]

I second the banana peel. As odd as it sounds, it is the best masturbation toy I've ever tried. They are 100% natural and available for purchase innocently by any age at most groceries. No batteries required.

Choose a banana that matches your size;
Peel carefully, leaving the peels connected at the base;
Eat and enjoy;
Drape the peels over your erection and go to work;
The more you work it, the more lube is produced!

Once you try it, you'll never look at a fruit stand the same...

[SonicRainbow]

I third the banana peal! Also you can look up nuking a watermelon with a microwave, ALOT of fun.