Vending Machine

[Rainbowmum]

You get a headache.

I insert a lollypop .

[partisan]

You get a little girl with pigtails demanding that you return her lollipop

I insert a cloud

[VileKyle]

You get a rainbow.

I insert my hair.

[Miles]

You get David Bowie's hair from Labyrinth

I insert Alan Moore.

[VileKyle]

You get The Comedian.

I insert a trout.

[partisan]

You get trout pout, meg ryan :p

I insert a fag butt

[trialbyerror]

You get sex an sex an sex an sex an sex an sex...

I insert a mosh pit

[VileKyle]

You get trampled.

I insert Rage Against the Machine.

[partisan]

You do what they told ya, then testify :p

I insert a thousand mile stare.

[Miles]

You get a 1000 mile staring contest (it works if you squint real hard)

I insert Milla Jovovich.