Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

Now how do we do this...

I suppose we start again...

I insert a gay porky-pine

[VileKyle]

You get a needle-dick.

I insert Johnny Cash.

[trialbyerror]

You get three million Zimbabwe dollars

I insert you on a wanted R2 bucks reward poster

[VileKyle]

You get me!

I insert my brain.

[trialbyerror]

I get very very clever

I insert Robin, naked, on his knees, bound and gagged

[Spades]

You get Batman in leather holding a whip.

I insert a urine sample (not mine)

[Miles]

You get a busted urinal that spits back at you.

I insert ewe.

[trialbyerror]

You get a furry place that goes baaaaaa baaaaa to insert your junk :biggrin:

I insert robert mugabe :mad:

[Wade]

You get an array of dildos of all shapes and sizes... and a little astroglide.

I insert a stapler.

What... not exciting or interesting enough? Fine. It's a magic stapler you fucking twits... ooooooooh.

[trialbyerror]

Sorry for the interruption Wade, by the way, Hi

Went to good 'ol Google to look up staple, just for the heck of it. No Magic ones but found this. "Exciting" enough?

Staplemeltershape
The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

Really?? This for real??

Ewwwwwwwww :eek: :eek:

Personally, I'd shut my rectum faster 'n tighter than a space ship's airlock (KA-BOEM) and exit that dungeon at warp speed