Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

Oooooooooo

You get the beating of a lifetime, with a few blood lines thrown in for good measure

I put into the machine a plate server, thereby obviating the need for waiters to put their hands all over your plate....

[southbiochem]

you get slapped across the face by a waiter who didn't wash hands after the toilet...:eek:

I insert a used condom...eew

[trialbyerror]

Thank you,

I'll leave it on my farm friends porch and regale him with false stories of fornication on his table and chairs...:biggrin:

Actually I did that, using conditioner to look like.... well... you know, that stuff

Had him scrubbing the planking down with a stiff broom....

He's never been the wiser....

I insert one infuriated farm friend!

[southbiochem]

you get one horny farm friend...yeah he's gay and into you mile:

I insert a petition for a "buddy" of my own

[trialbyerror]

You get your petition granted in 493 posts

I insert the magical number 2000 posts, it slows me down, but speeds you up, so that we get a 4 way 2000 post accolade

[southbiochem]

ooooohhh....sounds like a deal...but careful, you get me and meebles and we will be all over you

I insert a broken pencil

[trialbyerror]

You get a gazillion toothpics

I insert a billboard notice I stole off a lamp post

To spank or not to spank...

Frankly I don't think the question's worth the asking, the answer's a foregone conclusion:biggrin:

[trialbyerror]

you get one horny farm friend...yeah he's gay and into you mile:

I insert a petition for a "buddy" of my own

Actually, we are all gay at the farm, but he was into me, but I declined....
Sadly, he resembles my Mutt too much ..

My beloved, beloved mutt, how I miss you so.......

We 're still good friends though...

It would never have worked....

[southbiochem]

sorry......can't do anything about that....:frown:

[trialbyerror]

You get a donkey, a bridle but no saddle to travel to and from work every day. :eek:

I insert a dried out felt tipped marking pen