Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

No, acetone is only slightly toxic and not from normal exposure...

Acetone is a polar compound cause of the carbonyl group hence it does to grease the same thing that detergents do....interact with them on the non-polar portion and force them to group into mycelles..

[partis]

I insert Hannibal lecter

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a live and a nice chante with fava beans back.

I insert a walker.....

[partis]

You get the walker back... still walking... he walked right around the machine and back out again

I insert a theasaurus

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a dictionary:
[URL="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Walker"]Walker:
2. A frame device used to support someone, such as an infant learning to walk or a convalescent learning to walk again.[/URL]

Considering my job and how much I bitch about it, I think walker in this case is clear.

I insert a bit of snark.

[partis]

Nooooo, its what i said it was.

I insert the most stubborn sonofabitch you,ve ever known :p

[southbiochem]

you get a Pavlovian conditioner like the world has not know yet....ME...

(you'll like it, don't worry

I insert a magic 8 ball

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get back obtuse, irrelevant and spookily accurate answers.

I remove the cockring from my leather jacket right shoulder thingy and toss it into the old machine to see what happens. Look it up: https://www.google.com/#q=leather+jacket...n+shoulder very fascinating...

I also did the hanky flag thing way back...

Grey and shades of blue were my primary flag colors... if you know what I mean...

[Ekwarph]

I insert...my...well, no...the dignity, my ethical behaviour and the common moral sense don't allow me to tell such things.

[partis]

I insert a pink hanky