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Vending Machine
#51
You get bad lazer eye surgery making it impossible for you to use any guns effectively.

I enter the force
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#52
You get the dark side (your now known as darth dork) Wink

I insert a mankini!
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#53
You get a professional body builder

I insert a PokeBall
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#54
You get Borat.

[Image: borat-mankini-very-nice.jpg]

I insert a juice box.
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#55
You get back a smashed-up juice box. What on Earth possessed you to put that in a vending machine?

I insert a candy bar.
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#56
You get an empty wrapper and a Thank You note.

I insert a pond of bananas.
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#57
You get a Bannana dressed like Amy Pond.

I insert a Sonic Screwdriver.
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#58
You get a Philips crosshead screwdriver

I insert a wooden leg
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#59
You get a real flesh leg


I insert a ceiling fan
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#60
*a gust of ice cold air comes from the machine*

I insert all the X files dvds
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