Vending Machine

[Armandork]

You get bad lazer eye surgery making it impossible for you to use any guns effectively.

I enter the force

[partisan]

You get the dark side (your now known as darth dork)

I insert a mankini!

[TimeSage]

You get a professional body builder

I insert a PokeBall

[Rainbowmum]

You get Borat.



I insert a juice box.

[ChrisD]

You get back a smashed-up juice box. What on Earth possessed you to put that in a vending machine?

I insert a candy bar.

[Spades]

You get an empty wrapper and a Thank You note.

I insert a pond of bananas.

[TimeSage]

You get a Bannana dressed like Amy Pond.

I insert a Sonic Screwdriver.

[partisan]

You get a Philips crosshead screwdriver

I insert a wooden leg

[Mirage]

You get a real flesh leg


I insert a ceiling fan

[Spades]

*a gust of ice cold air comes from the machine*

I insert all the X files dvds