Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

You get a love story with a happy ending

(That plea finally lands up in Tinkles's in-tray..

He sends a hot stud-muffin < from Ireland> to give you a couple of vitamen E "injections"

You get super well super quick <from all the injections> and keep the stud-muffin and live happily ever after)

I insert a one-zee

[Jovial]

you get a skimpy maids outfit

I insert a bottle of vicks vapour rub

[trialbyerror]

You get to smell my "man-oder" from all the way over there...:eek:

I insert an expired driver's licence

[southbiochem]

you get the numerous tickets you got for driving without a license to be paid NOW

I insert a passport with a fake identity

[trialbyerror]

You get the CIA all over you.....

I insert a....

[MisterTinkles]

You get a white trash makeover



I insert Mile's dildo collection

[trialbyerror]

You get a 2L coke bottle,
A road cone and a truck tyre leaver.

I insert 5 gallons of melksalf

< that's the lube vets use to correct a bridged calf when the cow's in labor>.. best darn lube ever...

[MisterTinkles]

And Bowyns all ready for you.................



I insert a chocolate cake

[southbiochem]

you get cheesecake

I insert my will and testament

[Jovial]

Oh darling... "I Jovial" get all your books

You get sent six feet under while I pretend to grieve for you :p


I insert a non-sharpened pencil