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Vending Machine
You get a love story with a happy ending

(That plea finally lands up in Tinkles's in-tray..

He sends a hot stud-muffin < from Ireland> to give you a couple of vitamen E "injections"

You get super well super quick <from all the injections> and keep the stud-muffin and live happily ever after)

I insert a one-zee


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you get a skimpy maids outfit

I insert a bottle of vicks vapour rub
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You get to smell my "man-oder" from all the way over there...:eek:

I insert an expired driver's licence
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you get the numerous tickets you got for driving without a license to be paid NOW

I insert a passport with a fake identity
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You get the CIA all over you.....

I insert a....Black-eye
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You get a white trash makeover



I insert Mile's dildo collection
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You get a 2L coke bottle,
A road cone and a truck tyre leaver.

I insert 5 gallons of melksalf

< that's the lube vets use to correct a bridged calf when the cow's in labor>.. best darn lube ever...
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And Bowyns all ready for you.................



I insert a chocolate cake
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you get cheesecake

I insert my will and testament
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Oh darling... "I Jovial" get all your books Wink

You get sent six feet under while I pretend to grieve for you :p


I insert a non-sharpened pencil
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