Vending Machine

[TimeSage]

Alrighty. I actully have a new game for you all. It's called the vending machine game. (It is my favorite forum game)

It's fairly simple. There's a vending machine. You put something, anything, in it. Then the next person tells you the what you get in exchange for that random item and what they put in. Make it as normal or bizarre as you want.

I insert a 100 yen coin.

[partisan]

You get... A decoritive wicker basket!

I insert a small kitten

(Hey, good game timesage) :-)

[faglover1991]

You get a fish that eats babies.

I put in 50 bowling balls

[partisan]

You get 12 hams and a cherry

I insert a pair of odd socks

[TimeSage]

You get a pair of footie pajamas.

I insert a $1.25, like a normal person.

[Miles]

You get a Dr. Pepper. Like a normal person.

I insert my life savings.

[TimeSage]

The Machine Breaks and you get nothing! D:

I call a repair man, who after fixing the machine inserts a wrench.

[Miles]

You receive...all my life savings! :eek:

I insert a shoe I found in a dumpster.

[TimeSage]

You the matching shoe.

I insert a Henshin Pen

[Mirage]

You receive a lock of Chris Farley's chest hair


I put in a golden DVR disc