Vending Machine

[partisan]

you get a chipmunk

I insert a toothpick

[Spades]

You get back a seed. When grown it's a tree

I insert a photo of me

[Miles]

You get a clone of Spades. Hawt. Gives new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself."

I insert a 160gb ipod classic.

[partisan]

You get a harp, flute and banjo

I insert a ball of fluff

[Spades]

You get a sweater made from bellybutton lint.

I put in an original Picasso

[Rainbowmum]

This gets you a shattered mirror.

I put in some bait

[partisan]

You get a sloth

I put in a toaster

[Mirage]

You get a Cenobite version of Charlie Brown




I put in my spare pair of glasses

[partisan]

cool

You get some x-Ray, laser shooting, night vision goggles

I insert a £10 note and some porridge

[TimeSage]

You get three bears and a wallet.

I put in a candy bar.