Vending Machine

[partisan]

You get an everlasting gobstopper

I insert a gold nugget

[TimeSage]

You a CD of the game "The "Yukon Trail!"

I insert a lamp.,

[Rainbowmum]

You get a ViewMaster.

I put in an old copper penny.

[TimeSage]

You get an amusement park pressed penny.

I insert a feather.

[Miles]

You get a dodo! Congrats on your scientific breakthrough in bringing it back.

I insert a dimebag.

[Spades]

You get a Pantera CD.

I insert a Nickelback CD

[partisan]

You get a nickel back!

I insert a onion

[Spades]

Fair trade

You get a vial of tears.

I insert my blood, sweat and tears.

[partisan]

You get an evil clone of yourself bent on world domination

I insert a monopoly "get out of jail free card"

[TimeSage]

You get a warrent for your arrest.

I insert a wooden fish statue.