Vending Machine

[partisan]

I jump out with a bunch of ballons!

I insert a water pistol.

[TimeSage]

You get squirtted in the face with water.

I insert a book.

[partisan]

Out pops your unauthorised autibiography, ghost written.

I insert a plastic spoon

[Bowyn Aerrow]

A spork is ejected.

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I insert a lighter.

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[partisan]

You get a pack of Marlboro, though now you haven't got a lighter.

I insert a python.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a Full Monty...:tongue: Get it? Monty Python - oh sometime I kill myself... Sometimes literally too.

I insert a diet coke.

[Miles]

You get a pain in the ass-part-a-me.

Get it because aspartame

LAUGH DAMMIT

I INSERT A FUNNY BONE.

[partisan]

Hahahahahahaha, am i safe now? lol how i do lol myself.

You get a brick coz i cant be assed to make some clever-dick joke

I insert crocodile dundees big ass knife.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a crocodile.

Insert reading glasses.

[partisan]

Get a book

I insert a chamelion