Vending Machine

[partisan]

You forget what takes place and wake up in KFC car park

I insert a pocket watch.

[Spades]

You gain the ability to freeze time.

I insert a 2 pound dumbbell

[partisan]

You get 1 million cans of sprite.

I insert a cowboy boot

[Rainbowmum]

Out pops Dr. Who.

I insert a pen.

[partisan]

You get your own autobiography, ghost written in rainbow colours, it becomes a bestseller!

I insert a toad.

[trialbyerror]

You get prince charming with no worts

I insert a raggedy toothbrush

[partisan]

You get flash gordon

I insert, insert i do, a rather sticky, a sticky glue.

[trialbyerror]

You get me all uptight and stuck-up

I insert a silent song

[trialbyerror]

You get no hole in one,

<========== (sheesh)

My sphinter shuts quicker and tighter 'n a star ship's airlock door (KA--BOEM) :eek:

I insert a can of draino

[Spades]

*A mild earthquake hits the city killing 52. The epicenter? The vending machine*

I insert my belly button fluff.