Vending Machine

[Miles]

You get a penectomy.

I insert a doctor.

[partisan]

You get apple pie

I insert a squid

[partisan]

You bloody ninjas

[Miles]

Jack Sparrow eh? You get...plain old Johnny Depp. What a surprise!

I insert a ninja.

[partisan]

Only joking, miles is an expert at ninjaring me! :-)

You get a severed leg

I insert a telescope

[Rainbowmum]

You get a water balloon .

I insert a smudge stick.

[trialbyerror]

Owwwwwwwwwww :biggrin: (Ka-boem)

you get a Pokomon with no powers (or a smudge stick)

[Spades]

Well you get a blank stare from the machine

I insert Santa's naughty list

[Lalo]

You get me!

I insert Spades. (Hey, what did you expect after you got me? You get me...you get insertion! LOL)

[partisan]

You get yet another spades clone plus the origanal spades whos been trapped in the machine for 3 weeks!

I insert my pair of superman slippers.