Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

had pee
going back to sleep ta

you get a bag of boners

I insert a pair of pink crocks (that's af type of reaally cool looking shoe see google)

[VileKyle]

You get a pair of pink crocodiles.

I insert Pierce Brosnan.

[partisan]

You get timothy dalton

I insert an empty roll of toothpaste

[trialbyerror]

You get f- owl breath

I insert hob-nail boots

[partisan]

You get ballet shoes

I insert a komodo dragon

[VileKyle]

You get a dragon tattoo on your chest.

I insert Texas.

[Rainbowmum]

Out comes a cowboy.

I insert a holiday for two.

[partisan]

You get a lousy and wet weekend for one at a discount b&b

I insert a jar of pickle

[VileKyle]

You get a pickle shaped like a jar.

I insert Link, the hero of Hyrule.

[Miles]

You get Navi (Hey! Listen!! Hey!!! Listen!!!!)

Have fun with that.

I insert an ocarina.