Vending Machine

[partisan]

You get a little ditty

I insert some missisipi mud pie

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a Mississippi sand bar back.

Insert a collar.

[partisan]

You gets a key to the vending machine, your never heard from again.

I insert a onyx stone.

[Rainbowmum]

You get cufflinks.

I insert a stubborn temperamental husband unit.

[VileKyle]

You get a sweet old lady.

I insert my dirty laundry.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get moth eaten rags back.

I insert a cellphone.

[ardus]

You get a three year contract back.

I insert a 2 dollar bill.

Richard

[VileKyle]

You get 2 dollars in change.

I reach up inside to take something without paying.

[ardus]

You get bitten by a rabid squirrel.

I insert used coffee grounds

Richard

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get a empty coffee cup back

I insert a hairbrush.