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Oh, but I can use the methane to synthezise my much needed methanol...and then I don't have to buy it! Thanks!

You get a particularly nasty meticillin-resistant strain of Staphylococcus aureus for your personal use.

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Your get a coupon for a one night stand with any guy you choose!

I insert the common sense of the world major powers's leaders
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You get a blank stare

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You get a vial of cobra venom.

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Thank you.

As there are only 2 places that process snake venom in SA, and the farm is full of black and brown rinkahals (cobra's), your gift is not only a very expensive one, it may even save my life one day.

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You get Harry Potter.

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The vending machine gets sorted into Slytherin.

I light a cherry bomb and toss it in.
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You get a banana sundae with a cherry on top.

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You walk away poverty stricken having just given all your investments in gold away.

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