Vending Machine

[partis]

no its brit informal for a place not to do with reality

you get an eskimo and an orang-utan

i insert a pube.

[partis]

you get spammed

i insert a mystery lunchbox

[partis]

you get a jubilant nick clegg :p

i insert john major

[trialbyerror]

You get jippo guts (there is a long story there, about me, Earl grey tea, and an expensive holiday)

I insert all the nuclear devices SA had before 1994

all 6 of them :eek: :eek:

[southbiochem]

You get a thank you note from US, France, UK, China, Russia, Pakistan, India, North korea (and probably Israel and Iran) for dropping out of the race...

I insert a very hungry and angry tiger

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You get back butter. (ok some people think it is racist - this was one of the few stories that were read to me as a child so it was a happy time for me)

I put in a baseball bat.

[southbiochem]

duh! the word zambo or sambo refers to the mix breeding of African and Amerindian races, while it's an actual term unlike "black" it's still a bit derogatory....specially when used on a Hindu character

but I get it's was part of childhood back then, and it's not like racism was induced by bedtime stories..

you get a baseball traveling a 500 mph towards your face

I insert a pair of very much clen undies

[trialbyerror]

duh! the word zambo or sambo refers to the mix breeding of African and Amerindian races, while it's an actual term unlike "black" it's still a bit derogatory....specially when used on a Hindu character

but I get it's was part of childhood back then, and it's not like racism was induced by bedtime stories..

you get a baseball traveling a 500 mph towards your face

I insert a pair of very much clen undies

South, here I have to take issue.
Why is it that when referring to a black person as "black" this is racist.
But when referring to a white person as caucaisian "this is not interperated as racist.

If you are black, be proud to be called black. It is who you are.

Making public comment (verbal or written) that black people are lesser because they are black, that is racist, not simply because you are black white coloured or of any other racial group.

I am white and jolly proud to be white. That does not make me racist.

I am also gay and jolly proud of that to. That does not make me sexist.
What would make me sexist would be to think that other sexual groups are inferior

I am no better because I am white, I am better than other's because of the choices I made throughtout my life.

Unfortunately, you've touched a raw nerve, as I have to put up with racialism every godamn single day. SA is still deeply racially divided, and there is a huge undercurrent of hatred in many diffrent directions.
Zulu's / Xosa's / Pedie's / Tswana's (and many more) all believe they are racially superior and barely tolerate each other.

Throw white Africkaans and English who are also deeply divided into that pot, and it's a stew of hatered just waiting to boil over.

That's where the plot got lost. We understand seperatism, welive every day with the hatred.

Americans and most of the rest of the world does not understand this. They think they do, but they don't.

That is why, pre 1994, our government was dealing with it by establishing seperate homelands.

Things where not right, but they where a hell of a lot better for every body than they are now.

This country is fast becomming a 4th world dictatorship, like Zimbabwe.

This regime uses many devious methods to remain in power.
They even spread stories amongst the rural population that people have to vote for them or the "ancestors" will be very angry.

Laugh, but believe me, the rural population is largly illeterate and deeply steeped in their traditions, and they vote accordingly.

Thank you, to all those do goodie countries who brought this about and stuffed it up for everybody.

And now that it is stuffed up, not one thing is done to try to fix it, no let's move on somewhere else where we think we can stuff it up
Grrrrrrrrrrr

You get, into the vending machine, a stuffed up South Africa :mad:

(Rant over sorry all)

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You Get back a Confederate South! :tongue:

I insert a warm icepack.

[trialbyerror]

Thank you Bow, once again you put a smile on my face.

You get instant relief, and a Free pass on Duckkie airlines from there to here and back again, for a whole lotta TLC ( tender loving care)

i insert one free pass.....