Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

You get framed for killing a patient..

I insert 10 mL of Lidocaine

[Spades]

The machine injects you with it and start performing dental surgery.

I insert my (removed) wisdom teeth

[southbiochem]

you get my (removed) wisdom teeth in exchange

I insert 1 Kg of sodium nitrate

[Blake]

Your get cancer

I insert a pair of used Twilight movie tickets.

[Blake]

You get an iron ball on the other end

I insert a player piano

Your forgot the complimentary Miley Cyrus!

[southbiochem]

Your get cancer

I insert a pair of used Twilight movie tickets.

since when does saltpeter give you cancer :eek:

You get a delayed complimentary Miley Cyrus..

I insert Justin Bieber and please, please don't ever let him out :biggrin:

[partis]

You get a bag of Justin Bieber parts

I insert a wrench

[southbiochem]

you get a screw

I insert a ring

[trialbyerror]

Your junk gets encircled

I leave 2 working days left

[Spades]

You get a ton of work to do before then

I insert a bottle of shower gel