Vending Machine

[Blake]

You get to bath with your crush ^.^

I insert an expired bottle of hand sanitizer.

[partis]

You get it back, somebody has stuck a new label and expirary date on it and topped it up with glue



I insert my homer simpson mug

[southbiochem]

you get a Bart Simpson vomit jar

I insert a Bacillus anthracis vial

[Jovial]

You get scathing letters from the health department and department of agriculture.

I insert a baby chick

[Spades]

You get a bucket of KFC

I insert 5/10 bowling pins

[Jovial]

You get busted balls :p

I insert a fortune cookie...

[Blake]

You get a good luck charm.

I insert Beyonce's new self-titled album.

[Jovial]

Beyonce is jammed in the vending machine... a few good kicks and shakes later she finally tumbles out :p

I insert a coin :p

[Blake]

You get to play an arcade game.

I insert an alarm clock.

[Jovial]

You hear that bloody aweful buzzing bleeping beeping sound for eternity :p

I insert a PEZ dispenser