Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

Why thank you

I insert a good laugh

[Jovial]

you get a grumpy sidekick…

I insert a box of cookies…

[trialbyerror]

Your computer goes beserk and has to be taken to the computer funny-farm

I insert my empty coffee mug at 08:00 in the morning.

As my daughter-in-law has alredy buggered off to work, I'm punting for a steaming hot cup of instant coffee, just like I like my men....
Plain, not to strong, and sweet but not sugerish, and hot... And fresh

[Jovial]

Coffee beans pour out...

I insert a diamond...

[trialbyerror]

You get a queen with a crown

Explain:-

One of the biggest diamonds ever discovered, "the star of africa" was found in South Africa....

Long story short it sits in aunty Elizabeth's crown

I insert a splish-splash cold shower

[Jovial]

you now get all the all warm water you want... :p



I insert a lucky penny...

[trialbyerror]

What luck!

Pot luck!...

Out pops ME!!!!

Ain't you the lucky one!

I insert 3 year old hair gel :eek:

[Jovial]

lost it that long ago have we :biggrin: then you get a hair-piece :p

I insert an orange...

[trialbyerror]

You get Duck le-orange on a bed of feathers gelled with 3 year old gell :eek:

I insert a size 101 tutu

[Jovial]

Sharing dress sizes now :biggrin:

Oh well, now we have an canopy for lounging on the beach

I insert a toothpick...