Vending Machine

[partis]

You get a super turbo-charged battery that will turn your beast into a goliath!

I insert a cracked mirror

[trialbyerror]

You get a super turbo-charged battery that will turn your beast into a goliath!

I insert a cracked mirror

Thanks... trot off to bad advice to see why....

Anyhow, you get to see two of you at the same time...

I put an empty 2L Coca-Cola bottle into the machine

(you one track minded bunch)

[Rainbowmum]

You get more bad luck as it remains empty.

I insert a bag of skittles .

[partis]

You get a rainbow

I insert some Rizzlas

[Jovial]

You get a lighter…

I insert a coconut…

[trialbyerror]

You get a magnificent bruise on your head!

EXPLAIN
Ever head-banged? Probably not. Anyhow to give somebody a "coconut" is to bang their fore-head with yours

I insert 200 casino chips that are not the right color, so they can't be used

[TimeSage]

You get 20 aces of spades

I insert a Sonic Screwdriver.

[Jovial]

You get 10,000 screaming Dr. Who fans...

I insert my willpower (or lack of?) to stay or leave GS…

[trialbyerror]

You get 10,000 screaming Dr. Who fans...

I insert my willpower (or lack of?) to stay or leave GS…

You get this...

Hi J,

I've been itching to get back to this post all afternoon, but have been very busy. Anyhow here it is.

Please, take this with consideration it comes from a good place..

There's going to come a time that you are going to have to take a stand.

How and what you do will affect the way you deal with serious issues for the rest of your life, believe this 55 YO, it will form the framework of your coping skills forever.

Notwithstanding your circumstances, about which I know nothing, this I do know.

You are the most important person in your live-it-only-once-life.
To varying degrees, everybody else comes next.

Whatever your orentaion may really be (gay, bi, straight) the sooner you accept yourself for what you are the sooner you will become happy with yourself.

Hark my words lad, run now, and you will run for the rest of your life. Not only on this, but on every single other issue you will have to face throughout your life.

Sit on the fence, and the same will hold true, and you will never be at peace

However. hold fast the reins, and ride the horse no matter how hard it bucks, and you will find yourself and have peace. On this matter and every single one you will have to face.

That, my friend is the only way to have the happyness you so richly deserve.

Love
Trial by error

[Jovial]

You are the most important person in your live-it-only-once-life.
To varying degrees, everybody else comes next.

Whatever your orentaion may really be (gay, bi, straight) the sooner you accept yourself for what you are the sooner you will become happy with yourself.

The former I have difficulties with...

The latter, other than fear of losing my family, has never been a real issue. I love the fact I am gay and wouldn’t have it any other way – in this life or the next

You don’t know my situation and I don’t feel I fit into GS (though I am trying, and if I didn't feel so inferior would probably be otherwise). I’m trying, I want this, but so many negative factors play into the equation the result is often 0…

I insert a marshmallow…