Vending Machine

[Rainbowmum]

You get a campfire.

I insert a bag of glitter.

[Jovial]

You get Tinkerbell...

I insert a pencil...

[trialbyerror]

You get the formulae that proves anti-matter

I insert my car alarm that's just gone off at 01:45 (unfortunately nobody ther to beat the hell out of, and nothing amis) ??????

[Jovial]

You get the club...


I insert a pair of dice...

[trialbyerror]

Honey, you have no idea.. There is enough kak lying on-top of my bush trailer which stands at the top of the driveway, to take care of anything even Southie can throw at me... Steel pipes, brackets, a shrub-slasher a 4Lb hammer...

Half way down the driveway there are garden tools fork spade and pick,

There are also an assortment of bricks lying down the side ( I use them to chock the wheels of my 3 trailers)

Personally, I would choose the spade.... Ya ain't gonna block it and wherever it connects it's gonna do some real damage....

Down side is once I get going I do not stop..... and it does not take much to set me off...:frown:

I insert my violent temper....

[Jovial]

Honey, you have no idea.. There is enough kak lying on-top of my bush trailer which stands at the top of the driveway, to take care of anything even Southie can throw at me... Steel pipes, brackets, a shrub-slasher a 4Lb hammer...

Half way down the driveway there are garden tools fork spade and pick,

There are also an assortment of bricks lying down the side ( I use them to chock the wheels of my 3 trailers)

Personally, I would choose the spade.... Ya ain't gonna block it and wherever it connects it's gonna do some real damage....

Down side is once I get going I do not stop..... and it does not take much to set me off...:frown:

I insert my violent temper....

???????

You get a trumpet :p

I insert a sock...

[trialbyerror]

Awwwwww geeee, I was hoping for at least a trombone...

I gift a wench with a full tankard of root beer

[Jovial]

Hehe… you got me mixed up, I thought this was the gifting game… otherwise I don’t want the wench, what would I do with her… :p

So… you get a pirate costume

I insert a chess set…

[trialbyerror]

You get a queen's gambit

(If you play you'll know)

I insert a Pixar lamp...

[Jovial]

You get a burnt out bulb...


I insert a stuffed squirrel...