Vending Machine

[Rainbowmum]

Out jumps me.(Yummy)

Insert a cup of coffee.

[Jovial]

You get heavenly scented coffee beans...

I insert a gold watch

[TimeSage]

You get a plastic watch from a cereal box.

I insert $1.25

[Jovial]

you get a can of cola


I insert a parakeet

[trialbyerror]

You get a bloody nightmare that won't stop screeching

I insert the last bean in a tin of baked beans that the spoon won't get out...

[austin]

[SIZE="5"]You get really bad gas

I insert a fruit flavored condom.[/SIZE]

[FSjay91]

You get a mutated Komodo Dragon that spits out fire

I insert my dog, Matchiz lol

[trialbyerror]

You get Lassie

I insert a low range gearbox

[Jovial]

…you get a manual on the four-wheel-drive system.

I insert Oscar the Grouch…

[trialbyerror]

Thanks

You get me.
A grumpy, short-tempered, old grouch

I insert a fire-extinguisher.