Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

you get phosphate-polluted water

I insert a broken plate

[Jovial]

you get a widowed spoon

I insert a glass eye

[southbiochem]

you get the original eye

I insert a vial of chlorine gas

[Jovial]

you get a childs chemistry set

I insert a wedding band

[southbiochem]

You get the bride's corpse.

I insert 2 liters of chloroform

[Jovial]

you get a damaged ozone

I isnert a college application form

[southbiochem]

you get an acceptance letter and a scholarship

I insert sodium fluoride

[Jovial]

(I may get it fully paid for, just gotta hear back )

you get less cavities

I insert a lotus blossom

[southbiochem]

you get my llergies

I insert a day of fun with Miles...and he knows what I mean...:eek:

[trialbyerror]

You get to play 1000 games of tiddly-winks...:biggrin:

I, put into the machine, a Knock-knock