Vending Machine

[southbiochem]

you get an answer only to get the door slammed in your face

I insert an odd insect lurking me right now..

[trialbyerror]

You get the alien

I insert three grains of magical fairy dust

[southbiochem]

I'm short, I can manage with those 3 grains..

I gift raft to cross the South Atlantic, seemingly someone is too lazy to fly :tongue:

[trialbyerror]

What?

The kon-tikkie?

If memory serves, it fell apart!

No thanks, I'll fly Taliban airlines (ICBM)

I insert, one ICBM with a duck on board

[marshlander]

Your nearly starved visitor arrives five years later.

I insert the missing sock.

[trialbyerror]

Your nearly starved visitor arrives five years later.

I insert the missing sock.

That's one heck of a mis-guided guided missile, no wonder it's
" taliban airlines"

Oh BTW, you get the infamous "sock monster"

I insert the only foolproof way of not loosing socks to the sock monster...

[southbiochem]

What?

The kon-tikkie?

If memory serves, it fell apart!

No thanks, I'll fly Taliban airlines (ICBM)

I insert, one ICBM with a duck on board

meh, do not confuse me with a Peruvian, sir...

besides these days Peru, Chile and Argentina hold respectable navies, either one would be glad to drag your sorry ass here so I can punish you for your insolence



I never miss socks so there :tongue: you can keep it

I insert a belt to punish duckie with

[trialbyerror]

meh, do not confuse me with a Peruvian, sir...

You're not ?

besides these days Peru, Chile and Argentina hold respectable navies, either one would be glad to drag your sorry ass here so I can punish you for your insolence

Yeah, but we also bought a sub... We just don't have anybody left who can pilot the darn thing after all the "white" navy officers where made redundant...



I never miss socks so there :tongue: you can keep it

True, I've also never missed a sock...

Hamster's, yes
Dogs, yes
Even missed my SO
Never a sock though

I insert a belt to punish duckie with

...

[southbiochem]

you get punished..

no, I'm not Peruvian, and sir...

Peru and Chile have 10 subs in total...won't even look for Argentina's...:tongue:

get pwnd

I insert a declaration of war of the southern cone against the Union of South Africa unless they deliver us duckie for further punishment

[trialbyerror]

Ooooooo nice!

Our army leads from the front!

First in line (You tremble with fear)

JACOB ZUMA and his 14 wives!

Do your worst!

Oh, BTW
Is there a difference between being a Peruvian and a Chilian?

You both got 1 dick and 2 nuts.....? Or do Peruvians have 2 dicks and 4 nuts......

If that's the case, no offence, but I'd rather go with Peruvian...