Vending Machine

[trialbyerror]

You get constipated for 3 weeks...

I insert a duck that, in the middle of the night, is as wide awake as an Owl...:eek:

[MisterTinkles]

You get back a glow in the dark dowl


I insert a slug (fake coin)

[partis]

You get a slug (slug)

I insert frostbite

[trialbyerror]

Yes but its your junk that gets it, it goes all black and stuff, stops working and then falls off.

I insert a bad American movie... <Probibly made in Texas>

Oooo crap wrong game... oh well I'm old..

[MisterTinkles]

You get a pissed American drag queen that slaps you upside your dukkie head



I insert a naughty dukkie

[trialbyerror]

You get a Duck with a long thin swiggley winkey who will just not take no for an answer, quacks incessently, especially during sex and get's highly turned on by kinky, inter-species sex, especially with cats, owls and sheep.

I insert a nut picker

[MisterTinkles]

And you get de-nutted



I insert a drag queen

[Jovial]

But I don’t want to lose you :/

I insert a yoga journal

[MisterTinkles]

You get back the Dali Lama



I insert used tissue

[trialbyerror]

You get a "junk" transplant.... Enough used <human> tissue for you?

I insert my GBHB....