A: You know, I wanna tell you something.
B: What?
A: In this world no one is perfect but you...
B: Really?
A: Yeah, no one is perfect but you are the worst person I've ever seen.
B: ......
•
Clearly you haven't blessed... I mean bestowed your eyes upon me then XD.
This reminds me of a knock knock joke I heard;
Guy 1: I got a funny knock knock joke. You start.
Guy 2: Uh, Knock Knock?
Guy 1: Who's there? :-3
Guy 2: Uhmm...o_O
Took my uncle a good 5mins to get it! Lol
•
3 guys are sitting on top of a building and one of them says "Hey, the wind is so strong that if you were to jump off this building you would fly right back up". One of the other guys says " yeah right...". So the man jumps off the building and comes right back up, leaving the man in shock. He then moves to the edge of the building and says "are you sure this will work?". The man who jumped off the building replied"of course!". So the man jumps off the building but doesn't come up. The 3rd guy tells the guy who jumped off the building,"Superman you can be a real dick when you're drunk..."
Well, thats what I got when I "googled" nobody is perfect, jokes.
Reminds me when I was looking for images of angels online and when I "googled" angels, some image of a guy fucking a cow kept coming up.
I dont know who sets up the internet for searches, but they seem to be a freeking retard.
Whatever I search for, something totally off the wall pops up.
•