The retard game...

[RoydonLeeJ]

firstly physically hold your tongue
secondly try to say the word 'bench'
you are playing the retard game :biggrin:

[Wilem]

So tasteful!

[wouldlikemuscle]

Sounds like I'm saying "dense"! How apt!! lol

[Dan1089]

Huh?I keep on saying "Benz".Also developed a sexy deep voice.

[princealbertofb]

Huh?I keep on saying "Benz".Also developed a sexy deep voice.

Now try saying Mercedes with the same position of tongue in the mouth Dan... will you be so cool?

[Dan1089]

Sexiest lisp ever!

[princealbertofb]

Sexiest lisp ever!

What happens, Dan, though, when people realise you're no retard and what you've actually been saying is

Mercedes Bench!!!
???

Will you sound like a moron? Just Kidding.... hahaha
(picture it, though) :biggrin:

[Dan1089]

Hmmm..."retard",call me politically correct but I just dislike that term.Is that word socially acceptable?Yeah,I just had to ruin the mood!Sorry but I find that word offensive.

[princealbertofb]

Hmmm..."retard",call me politically correct but I just dislike that term.Is that word socially acceptable?Yeah,I just had to ruin the mood!Sorry but I find that word offensive.

Ok ok Dan, so you want to be sexy pronouncing this "retard game" thing (not my own terms but SumArtBloke's) ? and it's not working...?

You could try smoothtalking with poetry, or if you have a good voice, sing a sexy song...

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my ...

Far better than just saying "Mercedes"!!!

No the word is not politically correct or socially acceptable, I'm sure. But I think SumArtBloke only meant it as a joke. A bit like pulling a funny face.

[marshlander]

... No the word is not politically correct or socially acceptable, I'm sure. But I think SumArtBloke only meant it as a joke. A bit like pulling a funny face.

... or using "gay" as a pejorative?