Lean,mean farting machines!

[Dan1089]

Never send your bf to do your job.Yesterday I sent Trey Rey to buy me some vanilla yoghurt.It tasted kinda funny but that was the last thing on my mind.Afterwards,I checked the container & it turns out that it's one of those yoghurts that sort out the digestive system.Ever since then,we've been farting non-stop!It's so disgusting and contracting my boys only seems to make the sound louder!:redface:Can't even count how many times I got embarassed at work plus it's a major mood killer. Trey & I had a really good laugh about this. *fart* *fart*

[princealbertofb]

ÜBER LOL für die Furzen Machinen!!!

[Dan1089]

I couldn't think of a better thread title!

[sudanese]

DAN ! loooooooooooooooool

it is better for me to be caught doing sex at work than to fart there :eek:
mile:

u should have thought about sick leave :biggrin:

[malcs]

Thats made me chucke! I had a customer in the van ther other day and needed to fart so had to stop the van on the pretense of checking the car I was towing so I didnt stink the van out lol

[princealbertofb]

Thats made me chucke! I had a customer in the van ther other day and needed to fart so had to stop the van on the pretense of checking the car I was towing so I didnt stink the van out lol

:redface:

You're a gentleman, Malcs, how considerate... for your customer, but maybe also for yourself... hehehe.

[Dan1089]

Well,I've been awake since 4am and nothing,hope that I'm back to normal now.A couple that farts together,stays together.

[princealbertofb]

Well,I've been awake since 4am and nothing,hope that I'm back to normal now.A couple that farts together,stays together.

And you really think it was the yoghurt that did it??? :redface:

[Dan1089]

Yeah,it's called Activia.Relieves constipation apparently and I'm feeling incredibly light and refreshed today. :biggrin:

[princealbertofb]

Yeah,it's called Activia.Relieves constipation apparently and I'm feeling incredibly light and refreshed today. :biggrin:

Oh, come on, Dan, they say on tv here (in the adverts) that you'd have to eat it for at least a fortnight before you felt better from eating it... Can it have worked so fast on you? Ah, but you're still young... true, true....