14 places to poop before you die

[Lilitu]

That's right hunni, let a bitch know correct! :p

I sir am a Lady...we do not shit! ... Lol, who the hell am I kidding? You know after some delish BBQ the toilet be like ; "Kaaayyy! I'm Rrrrreeaaaady!"

Needless to say, the Toilet get's it's whole fucking porcelian life when I arrive <3

Although I only use private bathrooms, as public ones wanna make me slap the shit (no pun intended :p ) out of bitches with disinfectant baby wipes...before and after they enter and leave!

So unless it's private, somewhat sanitary and has a durable seat for my fat ass, I'm not trynna hear it Sis.

Just bein honest :/

Uhg I'm the same way, I can't poo unless I'm in a very specific environment.

Which means usually: nobody around in a 100 meter radius and with soundproof walls.

I could not poo in that one sided glas toilet

[trialbyerror]

I've pooped in the woods... Its as exotic a place I I have desired to poop in.

BTW I was being watched by a bear... A real bear, a brown bear at the time.... Now that was a thrilling experience.

Don't be so modest... that was no bear

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In Mirkwood forest a Elvin lad,
An urgent dump did need

So off he went where Elrond was shure not to see
Setting bow and quiver aside down he did squat… mile:

Near doo-doo done, A warg :eek: he spied,

Then all at once, the sphincter slammed shut (kaboem)
And cut that doo-doo… clean in half! :biggrin:

He seized his bow and with but one shot
slayed that evil warg stone-cold-dead

Your'e welcome
Trial by error

[Bowyn Aerrow]

^^^^ That made my day! Thanks!