How do i attract other guys?

[Ghost]

sooooooo..............clear pepsi use to exist?

[Wade]

Stuff your pockets with bacon.

[Miles]

Grow a long fluffy beard (make sure never to wash it) and wear a banana suit, shutter shades, and mascara as you run around in public screaming "IF ONLY I COULD FIND A GUY WHO WOULD LET ME BITE THEIR DICK OFF"

[SolemnBoy]

Hang one of those things that attract moths on your penis and hope it works with guys too.

[Sylph]

Lol, you guys are bad! ^^^

Sir,simply be yourself and hoe it out missus! Be like Ambiguous and make Innuendos and stuffs if you are nervous or in the closet, be like "Ugh! I really need to Polish my Gun, anybody else need to too? Many hands make light work!"

Just like that lol.

If your comfortable, which it doesn't seem like you are , just drop hints to someone and be like; "Oh Tom, do you need a spotter?" And then Slap his ass.

If he's not on his knees like a Two Dollah Hooker turned Monk, then he's either straight or hard to get .

And us hard to get one's are the best kind lol.

Just Sayin Sis, work it out

[HomeagainNYC]

I think you should ask the next guy who walks into your room while your just wearing your underwear, in your sexiest voice: "Hey Big Boy ........... wanna buy a naughty girl a drink?"

[MisterTinkles]

Stuff your pockets with bacon.

That gots MY attention!!!!

[MisterTinkles]

Grow a long fluffy beard (make sure never to wash it) and wear a banana suit, shutter shades, and mascara as you run around in public screaming "IF ONLY I COULD FIND A GUY WHO WOULD LET ME BITE THEIR DICK OFF"

Dont forget to wear plenty of Aqua Velva and red sequined pumps!!!

[MisterTinkles]

If that dont work.....give up, go home.

[Sylph]

Rohypnol???

Daddy! How could you!

You forgot "Rohypnol... in Grapefruit Juice"

Nobody distrusts grapefruit juice. A glass of water maybe, but Grapefruit Juice...bitches dive in like they was Micheal Phelps in the Olympics