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I'm a : Bi Man in a Monogamous Straight Relationship
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Have a fancy dress party, because fancy dress is always awesome. Good chance to use your cape as well. And Indeed, get a keg, it is always a good idea to get a keg. Make the theme weird and then post the pictures of weird fancy dress. Go as a narwhal with a cape. Be the inner narwhal!
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Invite all the people you really care about, have a cookout, get a keg, and when it gets dark light a bonfire, and get laid.
Richard
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If you must incorporate drugs into this scenario, then here's what you gotta do:
1. Buy a restaurant.
2. Lower all door knobs and light switches and shorten the tables and chairs.
3. Kidnap a midget (chloroform and a pot of gold will be required)
4. Force him to trick 20 of his midget friends to come to the restaurant
5. Inform the midgets that some must play the part of waiters and others must simply be customers. When the fun begins they must be told to pretend that they do not know you.
6. Sit at a table.
7. Tell the midgets "Go!" which prompts them to feign eating and serving.
8. Eat some psychedelic mushrooms.
9. Wait an hour, and then enjoy believing you're a giant.
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