Scottish humour

[LONDONER]

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW.


'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in

CAMPBELTOWN, SCOTLAND.


You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.


After all, it is ONLY A SIGN.
You may say 'What kind of business would dare to post such a sign?'








Answer:





A FUNERAL PARLOUR.



(WHO SAID SCOTTISH UNDERTAKERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR?)

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