Hiding from the MPs

[LONDONER]

A soldier ran up to a Nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, can I hide under your habit. I'll explain later?"

The Nun agreed. A moment later, two MPs ran up & asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The Nun replied, "He went that way." After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out & said, "I can't thank you enough. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The Nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope you don't think I'm rude, but I think you have a great pair of legs!"

The Nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, too....I don't want to go to Iraq, either."

[partisan]

Hahahaha

[kidchameleon]

Oh god! Not what I was expecting!

[Dan1980]

You always make me smile with these jokes Londoner.

[Edward]

LMAOF I wouldn't want to go to Iraq either.

[LONDONER]

You always make me smile with these jokes Londoner.

Nothing better than to bring a smile to someone's face.