Does Mr Tinkles... ?

[Sylph]

Nope.

Never gone to Wades Pole.....scary looking place. All dark, dank, and musty.
Plus, all them drunk old men staggering out at all hours!!! Nah. :biggrin:

Now Chase's Lounge is another story......

Lol, lyin skank! I saw you in da bar last week lol! While I was trickin for pennies n' apples!

A odd man picked you up in the bar and took you back to his house to pole dance for him...I think his name was Kiles?...No Miles!! That's it

And Chase don't want nonna you loungin up any where near him!

He's mine now He's da one who gave me an Apple!

[MisterTinkles]

He's mine now He's da one who gave me an Apple!

Yeah......a POISONED apple!!!!!



I saw Chase FIRST bitch!!!!

[Sylph]

Yeah......a POISONED apple!!!!!



I saw Chase FIRST bitch!!!!

.....Oh no Sis, you didn't just go there! Atleast my true love Chase's kiss will awaken me from the spell of the witches poisoned apple, after all, us Princesses(Turned Queen mind you) always have a Prince to save us.

And please Bitch, Chase can't resist my Exotic Caribbean allure...no man can for long :/
And!

[MisterTinkles]

.....Oh no Sis, you didn't just go there! Atleast my true love Chase's kiss will awaken me from the spell of the witches poisoned apple, after all, us Princesses(Turned Queen mind you) always have a Prince to save us.

And please Bitch, Chase can't resist my Exotic Caribbean allure...no man can for long :/
And!

OH PUH LEEEZE BIATCH!!!
You sniffin WAY too much toilet bowl cleaner again!!!

Chase is a fine GENTLEMAN, what the hell would he want with your skanky carcass?
You prolly got more infections than that poisoned apple, from those bathrooms you turn your tricks in...that you claim you "clean". **SNAP SNAP**

And the ONLY thing Princessy about YOU, is that sad old rusty soupcan you call a "crown"!!!

I am not "a" Queen, I am THE ONLY QUEEN.
So stick that in your "Princess" hole and rotate it!!

[Sylph]

I love you Tinks ^o^

That post made my little girl parts tingle tehe

I'll let you have this one, but next time...



Serz.

[MisterTinkles]

That post made my little girl parts tingle tehe

Yous gots DAT rite hunee....LITTLE girl parts!!!

[Sylph]

Yous gots DAT rite hunee....LITTLE girl parts!!!

Yeah and dey provide far more pleasure and satisfaction than your ...little boy parts...

Not my fault I was well endowed with my girl parts more than you was with your itty bitty boy parts...

Talk to Zeus, or as you call him, the Bartender, officially known as Sperm Donor #35, or as you should probably call him, daddy. He didn't bless you hunni, he gave his under-endowed genes to you... so not my fault :/

[Counselor]

Behave yourself Tinkles


Behave yourself Odi

I think you found the theme gif for this forum...

[Sylph]

Behave yourself Tinkles


Behave yourself Odi

Yes Daddy...but

[MisterTinkles]

Yeah and dey provide far more pleasure and satisfaction than your ...little boy parts...

Not my fault I was well endowed with my girl parts more than you was with your itty bitty boy parts...

Talk to Zeus, or as you call him, the Bartender, officially known as Sperm Donor #35, or as you should probably call him, daddy. He didn't bless you hunni, he gave his under-endowed genes to you... so not my fault :/

You must be drinking that toilet water again!!!
I gots BIG man parts baby, and you can ask ANY of the men I been with!!
Hell, I even scared a couple of them, my MANLY man parts is so big!!!

Your doctor gots to get his microscope out to see your itty bitty, teenie weenie, itsy bitsy girl parts!!!


I didnt start NOTHING....
but SURE as hell can END IT!!!




And as for some bitch slapping....