To be read with the appropriate accent

[LONDONER]

Michael, a Donegal man, goes for a job on a building site, the foreman says all he has to do is answer two questions correctly and they will give him the job. He smiles confidently.

"The first question is, 'what is your name?"

He answers: "errr, that would be Michael ...Michael Connor,"

"OK, the next question is, 'What's the difference between a joist and a girder?'

"Oh, that's easy," says Michael, "Joyce wrote Ullyses, Goethe wrote Faust".

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I don't know the Donegal accent, so I am lost at Goethe/girder???

[OrphanPip]

I don't know the Donegal accent, so I am lost at Goethe/girder???

Goethe is pronounced a bit like Go-e-the.