A naive priest

[LONDONER]

A naive new priest gets his first assignment at a church in a small town that also has a convent. The first time he walks into town, a woman says to him, "$10 for a blowjob." Having led a very sheltered life, he does not understand what this means, so he declines and goes on his way. When he gets back to the church, he timidly asks one of the nuns: "Sister, erm, uh, what is a blowjob?" She replies, "10 bucks, same as in town!"