08-05-2013, 02:38 PM
Did you hear about the gay bank robber?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day.
Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
A. Two gays with hemorrhoids.
Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.
Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the ****.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A. They exchanged loads.
Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A. A fruit stand!
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
He tied up the safe and blew the guard.
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day.
Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
A. They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?"
A. Two gays with hemorrhoids.
Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in common?
A. They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!
Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
A. The other 30% were sucked into it.
Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
A. "Leave it, it's Beaver."
Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A. So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the ****.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
A. They tried each other.
Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
A. They exchanged loads.
Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A. A fruit stand!
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
A. Male fraud.
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