I have doc martins

[Joshular]

Just sayin'

The Joshular!

Also how's everyones day been and stuff?

[Sylph]

Well...you got on bended knee and married me, we had 12 kids...at once...from your Vagina of course, not mine and then we actually moved in together, learned about each other and then lived happily ever after

...

Something seems wrong with that story...

Oh yeah! I forgot, we both didn't give a Fuck the Pastor tried to have his way with me in the back, cause you threw water on him and he melted.

The End. ^o^

I cry every time I hear this story...

[Joshular]

Well actually we had 14 kids but hey. And the pastor really didn't like that water and gosh the mess he made when he melted. Gross!

[Sylph]

Oh yeah, the oldest two ran away from home to the backyard...I forget that tent was still up outsiden :/ .

Yes, that pastor and his liquids got all over me...kinda sticky :o

[Joshular]

Shame his sticky missed me u.u

Oh my it's going to be hard to find them in the back yard. I hope they were prepared for it