I have PUBIC LICE!

[MisterLove]

Immaculate Conception

Lol

I swear I have no idea where they came from. It wasn't sex, that's for sure.

I'm not so sure about the blanket theory, I haven't used it in ages. I'm going to take it to the cleaner's, just in case.

[MisterLove]

Just shave your pubic hair, they will have no where to live anymore.

I hate pubic hair, I don't shave it off completely but I do buzz it using an electric razor.

[Spellbound]

Here's the best way to kill them... poor a good bottle of your best Wiskey on the affected area, take a handful of sand and spread it around the area again... wait for about a hour... the crabs will be so drunk they'll kill each other by throwing rocks at one another... LOL

No, no , no! Drink the whiskey, and pour a good bottle of weed killer on the area.

[MisterLove]

Believe it or not, the battle is not over yet!

I thought they were gone for good but now they're all over my ass and legs.

I guess I should have been more persistent, these lotions do work but they require some time and patience.

I had a sex date last week, I sure hope I haven't infected my partner.

[MisterTinkles]

And WHY do WE need to know anything about this?

[Waylon777]

Got trim those hairs and go to doctor for something that works fast!

[tavi]

I hope you washed the blanket, or maybe get a new one, although by the sounds of your pretty attached

[Counselor]

How to get rid of pubic lice:

What you will need: razor, shaving cream, lighter, gasoline, pick axe.

First: shave half of the pubes off.
Second: pour gasoline on the other half.
Third: ignite fueled half with lighter.
Fourth: when the bugs run to the side that isn't on fire, kill them with the pick axe.

[Vigilias]

Jam.

Any flavour, doesn't matter.

You smear jam over your pubes and it rots the little buggers teeth, they drop off.

Jobs a good 'un!






This is of course a joke!

[Spellbound]

Self-immolation.