Fun with anagrams

[LONDONER]

This has got to be one of the cleverest e-mails I've received in awhile.

Someone out there must be"deadly" at Scrabble.

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES-LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

[JimmyDalton]

Thanks for posting, Londoner. I'll copy this for playing words with my friend from college.

[mbennet35]

Hahaha nice. This is awesome

[Geminize]

horny c0cksucker = cockney cork rush

am I doing this right..?

[kidchameleon]

Haha, oh my god those are pretty clever lol.
Definitely going to tell them to my friends... under the guise of "look at me and the clever anagrams I discovered by myself"