Good and bad diagnosis for the mad duck

[trialbyerror]

The good news



My phycologist has finally determined what is wrong with me



The bad news



There is nothing that can be done about my condition.



Seems that in the left side of my brain there is nothing right,
and in the right side of my brain, there is nothing left.....

Now you know

[Spellbound]

This is easy to resolve. They cut the top off your skull - known as trepanning - take your brain out and turn it through 180°, and then stick it back in. Job done. Oh, and stick your skull back together. You'll be right as rain.

[tavi]

Phew! Still only slightly mad then, got a few marbles left