I like being fucked

[princealbertofb]

Well, it hurts the first time, or if you haven't done it for a while, it hurts. When I went to Anime North homosexuality booth, some guy was giving advice to have anal at least once a week to prevent your hole from shrinking to the level that it hurts. It will hurt, but I guess there's something that makes me enjoy it.

It doesn't actually 'shrink'. The sphincters (there are two down there) are muscles and they re-learn to keep the tube air-tight and water-tight.... They are just intent on doing their job properly. I suppose you can train yourself to relax those muscles and also tighten them.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

This is an old thread, I note I didn't respond immediately.

Lets see what I can add.

Nope - Still ain't got nothing....

[MisterTinkles]

This is an old thread, I note I didn't respond immediately.

Old threads for old men, who cant respond immediately.


LMAO

[Bowyn Aerrow]

That would be funny on another day, but this morning my "patient" decided to get up earlier than normal and decided to get into the shower all by himself. He took off his life alert button and left it on the bedside table. Great place for that.

This morning I found him naked and on the bathroom floor attempting to hide his nakedness with a shower rug.... It was 9-11 Medical Lift services, meaning ambulances and sirens and my morning with a houseful of EMT and firemen... All before my second cup of coffee.

He had been on the floor about an hour....

Why 9-11 lift service? Because his 215 pounds slightly outweighs my 150 pounds by about 75 pounds... yeah I know that math doesn't add up - lets just say that 215 pounds is correct, I slightly fibbed about 150.... Just because I don't want to be lectured about my dietary choices.

Anyway....

[gettinthere]

I want to be taken analy,never have(with a real penis),I know that I would love it providing that he would take it slow and easy,mmmmm

[Ekwarph]

Well...ok.

[26hughsie]

I have loved being fucked ever since I lost my virginity.it never hurt or bothered me what size. I need to find me a boyfriend .

[HumbleTangerine]

That's nice dear.

[NerdyGiant]

Um... ok.

Do you want a medal or something?

[sillyboy86]

Old but gold?