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09-09-2013, 05:30 AM

mbennet35 Wrote:What do you two want for your wedding present?

Alcohol and sarcasm.

09-09-2013, 05:58 AM

SolemnBoy Wrote:Alcohol and sarcasm.

Done. Now I need to find some wrapping paper!

Birthday-present

09-09-2013, 08:20 AM

OOH OOH! Can I do it too?

I was conceived after my mother made offerings to a Chinese folk goddess, AND we can all be your concubines.

09-09-2013, 09:09 AM

Lilitu Wrote:OOH OOH! Can I do it too?

I was conceived after my mother made offerings to a Chinese folk goddess, AND we can all be your concubines.

Hi L
Just un-confuse a daft duck, do what honey?

Come to the wedding
Help with gently watering me
Get totally slammed
Make Solem a wedding dress (out of wrapping paper as a "present" to me?,
Or lift my 10 years of celibacy Biglaugh

09-09-2013, 09:28 AM

trialbyerror Wrote:Hi L
Just un-confuse a daft duck, do what honey?

Come to the wedding
Help with gently watering me
Get totally slammed
Make Solem a wedding dress (out of wrapping paper as a "present" to me?,
Or lift my 10 years of celibacy

All of them.

09-09-2013, 12:02 PM

Lilitu Wrote:All of them.

Gtfo my husband you whore.

09-09-2013, 12:09 PM

Can I get married to annoy someones grand parent too?
Would she love it heaps if you were a polygamist?
Cos if so then we need to find a country where gay polygamy is legit!

09-09-2013, 12:43 PM

Joshular Wrote:Can I get married to annoy someones grand parent too?
Would she love it heaps if you were a polygamist?
Cos if so then we need to find a country where gay polygamy is legit!

You found one!
South Africa

Our rights as Gay people are protected in the constitution
Gay marriages are legal
Our "president" is a polygamist, so we can too :eek:

Unfortunately I don't have grand parents, so you can't piss them off
I don't have parents so you can't piss them off
My son, he don't give a hoot (unless you wan't to turn nasty / ugly / abusive / user), then he'll simply knock your block off
And my grand-kids are waaaay to young to get anything so that won't work,

Asides I'm promised to Solem anyhow....

09-09-2013, 02:25 PM

I want Soley. Please be mine Sol please please please! My yummy Soley.

09-09-2013, 02:41 PM

PaulUK Wrote:I want Soley. Please be mine Sol please please please! My yummy Soley.

Sorry PaulUK, no go
He wants an AFRICAN :biggrin:

Sides I got there first! So Phissst!

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