Recent Adventures

[Joshular]

[Miles] 5:24 pm: joosh
[Joshular] 5:25 pm: MEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
[Miles] 5:25 pm: hello
[Miles] 5:25 pm: i have been waiting for you
[Joshular] 5:25 pm: How are the things?
[Miles] 5:25 pm: it is time to fulfill your destiny
[Miles] 5:25 pm: to save the world
[Joshular] 5:25 pm: I've been waiting for you!
[Miles] 5:25 pm: from straightness
[Miles] 5:25 pm: and make everyone beautifully gay
[Joshular] 5:25 pm: Oh well I'm actually a straight
[Miles] 5:25 pm: it's dangerous to go alone! take this
Miles hands joosh a golden diIdo
Joshular turned gay instantly
[Joshular] 5:27 pm: I'm going to need a side kick if I'mma do this!
[Joshular] 5:27 pm: Meals will you be my side gay and help me turn the world gayer
[Miles] 5:28 pm: i will fight by your side ******
[Miles] 5:28 pm: for the Good of Teh Ghey
Miles starts shooting gay lasers
Miles levelled up!
[Joshular] 5:30 pm: I will fight the straigtness whil that golden penis and my side quest will be to find the great diamond dildo! And I'll squert
rainbow jizz at people and trun them gay
[Miles] 5:30 pm: the side quest requires a lot of...grinding *****
Miles grinds up on joosh
Miles levelled up again!
Joshular grinds on meals
Joshular gets to level 20
Joshular grinds the magical tree
Joshular gets wood
[Miles] 5:32 pm: ;o
Miles learned harden
[Joshular] 5:34 pm: OMG What is this!
[Joshular] 5:34 pm: The tree is producing somthing!
[Miles] 5:34 pm: :O
[Joshular] 5:35 pm: It's a magical wooden dildo!
[Joshular] 5:35 pm: With x2 gayness
[Miles] 5:35 pm: and some fruits
[Joshular] 5:35 pm: Leats gobble one each and see if we gain any powers from them!
Miles suckles some fruit
Miles gains gay powers
Joshular chom nom munch's on dem fruits
Joshular gains gayness and 1x rainbow flag!
[Joshular] 5:37 pm: Yaay the rainbow flag must be for another quest!
[Miles] 5:37 pm: it's a special quest item
[Miles] 5:37 pm: it's worth like 50000 gil but it won't let us sell it :c
[Joshular] 5:38 pm: :S I hate quest items like that -.-
[Joshular] 5:38 pm: Oh well
[Joshular] 5:39 pm: Hey look meals a frog kiss it and see if it turns gay!
Miles tried kissing
Miles got status effect: frog!
Miles is now a frog
[Joshular] 5:39 pm: OMG That is totally awesome!
Joshular use item golden dilldo
[Miles] 5:40 pm: nuh uh, i can't do any damage :c
Joshular on meals*
Miles is healed and gheyer than ever
[Joshular] 5:41 pm: Woot I fixed you now lets try using the #$%^&* on the frog!
[Miles] 5:41 pm: good idea
Joshular uses golden dilldo on frog. Frog squised cos it was too much gay!
[Joshular] 5:42 pm: -.-
[Joshular] 5:42 pm: stupid frog.

~TBC (Maybe)

[Miles]

[The Lounge]: NerdyGiant23 has entered at 1:42 am
[Miles] 1:42 am: Dx
[Miles] 1:42 am: have to find a new frog then
[Miles] 1:42 am: hey nowdy
[Miles] 1:42 am: will you join our party?
[Miles] 1:42 am: we could use someone else in our random battles
[Joshular] 1:43 am: We are on a quest to make the world gayer
[Miles] 1:43 am: using the golden gay diIdo of truth
[NerdyGiant23] 1:43 am: ok, reading back. What are you talking about?
[Miles] 1:44 am: we need to level you up so you can catch up to the rest of the party
Joshular trains nerdy with a grind attack
[NerdyGiant23] 1:44 am: what is worth so much gil. what final fantasy game?
[Joshular] 1:44 am: It's final fantasy GHEY!
NerdyGiant23 pulls out one of the 3 knives i always carry on me against Joshular
[Miles] 1:45 am: the rainbow flag we picked up
[Miles] 1:45 am: but it's a quest item so we can't sell it ****
[NerdyGiant23] 1:45 am: I'm trained with knives. be careful
[Joshular] 1:45 am: You can read about our adventur on the forum. Thread named recent adventures!
[Joshular] 1:45 am: But knives won't help in this world
[Joshular] 1:46 am: You need gheyness levels.
[NerdyGiant23] 1:46 am: ill need to adapt my throwing knive skills into throwing #$%^&* skills and work my aim a little lower...
[Miles] 1:47 am: lol you made a thread xD
[Miles] 1:47 am: oh dear xD
[NerdyGiant23] 1:47 am: you are talking about the one who made a congrats thread for me reaching 69 posts miles
[Miles] 1:49 am: that happened?
[Joshular] 1:50 am: I needed to happen
[NerdyGiant23] 1:50 am: Josh did that to me miles
[Joshular] 1:50 am: Out of love
[Joshular] 1:51 am: Once I get to 666 posts can someone congratulate me n.n
[Miles] 1:51 am: i'll be your huckleberry.

[Miles]

[Joshular] 1:52 am: What's a huckleberry? sounds like a pokemon!
[Miles] 1:53 am: lol
[Miles] 1:53 am: no idea
[Miles] 1:53 am: it's just from the movie tombstone
[Miles] 1:53 am: basically rising to the challenge
[Joshular] 1:54 am: I beleve in yoooh
[Joshular] 1:54 am: we can do this together as a magical gay team!
[The Lounge]: mbennet35 has entered at 1:54 am
[Miles] 1:55 am: hey mb
[Joshular] 1:55 am: mbennet35 wana join our party and turn the world gayer?!
[Miles] 1:55 am: a new member of our party ****
[mbennet35] 1:55 am: sure
[Joshular] 1:55 am: woot
Joshular has a little party for our new party members
NerdyGiant23 slaps Josh for trying to party with me
[NerdyGiant23] 1:56 am:
[Joshular] 1:56 am: Now down to our next mission. We has to turn the mayor of straight to ghey!
[Miles] 1:56 am: hey come now
[Miles] 1:56 am: we're in this together
[Miles] 1:57 am: we have to act as a party if we're to defeat the next boss
[Joshular] 1:57 am: u.u his slaps have no effect I'm 1/16th gohost type
[Miles] 1:57 am: which is the mayor
[Miles] 1:57 am: he's the toughest boss so far!
[Joshular] 1:58 am: We may have to unite into one being for this guy with pean a tration fusuion!
[mbennet35] 1:58 am: ill help in any way I can
[Joshular] 1:59 am: thank you mb I think with your help we can do it.!
Joshular takes team to straight vill
[Joshular] 1:59 am: OMG there's soooooo many straights!
[mbennet35] 2:00 am: 0_0
[Joshular] 2:00 am: We must start turning them!
[Miles] 2:00 am: best stock up on all sorts of ghey items
Joshular unsheth his wooden dilldo for 2x gayness!
[Joshular] 2:01 am: But I all ready have 999 condoms and 999 whips and 999 chains and 999 elixers and 999 gay porno mags and 999% gay porn laptop
battery!
[Joshular] 2:01 am: I'm so ready!
[mbennet35] 2:01 am: Ill equipped my gay bacon strip armor http://www.teeshirtpalace.com/gay-bacon-...shirt.html
[The Lounge]: megumidesu has entered at 2:01 am
[NerdyGiant23] 2:02 am: save me meg...
[Joshular] 2:02 am: OMG MEG WE NEED YOUR HELP!
[megumidesu] 2:02 am: heyhey
[Joshular] 2:02 am: We only have male none of whom are skilled of truning females gay!
[Miles] 2:02 am: well shit, we're already set to beat the game
NerdyGiant23 throws a #$%^&* in Joshular's mouth to shut him up
[Miles] 2:02 am: meg join our party
[Joshular] 2:03 am: I cheated >.< I just wanted to turn every one gay
[megumidesu] 2:03 am: http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/R...twork2.png
[Miles] 2:03 am: lawl
[mbennet35] 2:03 am: LOL
[Joshular] 2:03 am: >.<
[Miles] 2:05 am: cue end sequence
[mbennet35] 2:06 am: **** World domination
[Miles] 2:06 am: gratz folks, we gay'd the world
[Miles] 2:06 am: cue everlasting peace
[Miles] 2:06 am: and credit sequence
[mbennet35] 2:07 am: *Highfives*
[Miles] 2:07 am: would you like to overwrite saved game and start a New Game+ ?
[Joshular] 2:07 am: Winning >.<
[Joshular] 2:07 am: Yes
[Miles] 2:08 am: success!
[Miles] 2:08 am: now loading...