Dont touch my nuts

[MisterLove]

They're surprisingly high on calories, so I think I'll pass.

[MisterLove]

I'd love to try your nuts though, Tinkles.

[MisterTinkles]

I'd love to try your nuts though, Tinkles.

[Sylph]

I'd love to try your nuts though, Tinkles.

No you don't gurl, his nuts have been held and touched by so many people... god those poor things must be racked with disease and infection!

And his Cashews, Peanuts, Almonds and Walnuts too...

[MisterTinkles]

No you don't gurl, his nuts have been held and touched by so many people... god those poor things must be racked with disease and infection!

And his Cashews, Peanuts, Almonds and Walnuts too...

Your dyslexia is getting pretty bad in your OLD age!!!!
You are the one diseased and infected from all those "trysts" you've had in that nasty bathroom you claim to clean!!! All them Japanese bush men apparently carried more than bush!!! Not to mention you down on the toilet floor, on all fours, getting your head banged into the tile wall from behind. All that brain damage.

Well, that would be IF you had a brain to damage!!!

Nassy old queen make me ill!

[Sylph]

Your dyslexia is getting pretty bad in your OLD age!!!!
You are the one diseased and infected from all those "trysts" you've had in that nasty bathroom you claim to clean!!! All them Japanese bush men apparently carried more than bush!!! Not to mention you down on the toilet floor, on all fours, getting your head banged into the tile wall from behind. All that brain damage.

Well, that would be IF you had a brain to damage!!!

Nassy old queen make me ill!

Excuse me Grandma!

First of all, I does not have any kind of disease thank you, I don't know about you and your nasty ol' sausage roll you got dangling by a thread between your legs, but I am cleaner than my crystal blue ocean, unlike your American one...

And secondly, I unlike yourself am not a 2$ hooker who sucks and fucks for bucks, and in the dirty old bathroom no less! Doesn't matter who cleans it, it's a Bathroom!

No man can dominate me hunni, so I don't know where you got off thinking that I'm anything like your bottom boi self, legs spread at the sight of a man, but those Japanese men and their bushes are promptly turned away hunni, because I'm just too much to handle, unlike you, who they just grip by the hair and face fuck into submission like the bitch that you are!

Also, I always knew you was a bitch, jumping into your all fours position like you was in heat! Have some class you dirty ass cheap skank ass hoe! Don't compare me to that hunni!

And gurl, my brains are plenty enough more than what you got sitting between your ears, that little rice grain you call a brain...

Yeah, I would be sick too if I was a dirty old bitch ass washed up, saggy ass Queen like you! But don't talk about yourself like that hunni, it's sad!

Don't come for me gurl

[MisterTinkles]

Excuse me Grandma!
If *I* am a grandma, Im one helluva grandma.....and If Imma grandma, that pretty much makes YOU a dried up old mummy!!!!

First of all, I does not have any kind of disease thank you, I don't know about you and your nasty ol' sausage roll you got dangling by a thread between your legs, but I am cleaner than my crystal blue ocean, unlike your American one...
Well, you dont have any kind of disease thats been given a name yet, cause the CDC cant figure out exactly what the fuck you got, since they had to quarantine the whole freeking island in plastic wrap!!!! And I got more meat dangling than you will ever see in your lifetime from all those bush mongers you pick up in the toilets!!!

And secondly, I unlike yourself am not a 2$ hooker who sucks and fucks for bucks, and in the dirty old bathroom no less! Doesn't matter who cleans it, it's a Bathroom!
Awww, there you go again, telling FIBS!!!! You know Mother Nature gonna get you for all them lies....make your face turn to something hideous and frightening....OOOPS too late, she already did!!!!

No man can dominate me hunni, so I don't know where you got off thinking that I'm anything like your bottom boi self, legs spread at the sight of a man, but those Japanese men and their bushes are promptly turned away hunni, because I'm just too much to handle, unlike you, who they just grip by the hair and face fuck into submission like the bitch that you are!
I aint got no bottom bois, cause I only like men...unlike you, who's so desperate for anything to shove up there, you'll take whatever skank crawls outta the gutter!! And you know you like all that head banging, cause theres nothing up there to damage!!!

Also, I always knew you was a bitch, jumping into your all fours position like you was in heat! Have some class you dirty ass cheap skank ass hoe! Don't compare me to that hunni!
I am a bitch! Im not only a bitch, Im THE bitch, and thats QUEEN bitch to YOU!!! And only a dirty ass skank hoe would call someone they are so jealous of, a dirty ass skank hoe. So guess that makes YOU the REAL dirty ass skank hoe!


And gurl, my brains are plenty enough more than what you got sitting between your ears, that little rice grain you call a brain...
[COLOR="red"]My little "grain of rice" is the size of Jupiter compared to your withered up, shriveled up, sad, pathetic, little dead brain cell.
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I would be sick too if I was a dirty old bitch ass washed up, saggy ass Queen like you! But don't talk about yourself like that hunni, it's sad!
I dont care what you say to yourself in the mirror every morning hunni.....leave me out of it!!

Don't come for me gurl
[COLOR="red"]Scared huh? Scared like the little ugly wanna be drag queen you will never be?
Awww, thats ok. The government laboratories always needs testing animals.[/COLOR]

[Bowyn Aerrow]

I only like nuts in the fall - most of the year I am somewhat revolted by them. I suspect it has something to do with evolution and the high fat/calorie content of nuts and the need for those extra calories before winter sets in.

[MisterTinkles]

I only like nuts in the fall - most of the year I am somewhat revolted by them. I suspect it has something to do with evolution and the high fat/calorie content of nuts and the need for those extra calories before winter sets in.

No dirty innuendos ?????
Color me shocked!
LMAO

[Shiner]

They're surprisingly high on calories, so I think I'll pass.

Lift heavy things, then put them down again, then lift them back up.

Nuts, and especially peanut butter is a gods gift to people that do high intensity strength workouts. Especially for people like me, if I work out, and don't really eat meat it is sometimes hard to get that boost in calories to not run at a deficit
some nuts or a big ole spoon of peanut butter is a good tasty trick.